Saturday, March 7, 2009

Hillary Clinton Said What?

“I have never understood multiparty democracy.

“It is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been around a lot longer than European democracy.”

Oh man. Imagine if Sarah Palin said that. The mainscream media would be having a fit. Joy Behar wouldn't shutup about it. Andrea Mitchell would be frothing at the mouth to file an exclusive report. But because Hillary said, eh, who cares!

Barack Obama One Big Ass Mistake Bumper Sticker

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Reid, Pelosi, Obama = Larry, Curly & Mo?

Do you ever get the feeling that Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama are the Three Stooges of politics? Kind of like hard-headed numskulls that just don't get it? Well now you can show everyone that you are tired of Harry, Girly and "O"! Click on the link and customize to your liking!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Great New Sarah Palin Power Merchandise!

Fine. At least Rush doesn't always need a teleprompter!

Is it any coincidence?

That Barack Obama is never compared to a great Democrat President? Carter? Clinton? Johnson? More like FDR if he keeps his spending up!

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Not everyone loves me?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Barack Obama Levitates

The messiah of the economy and everything else shows us exactly why he's the messiah. Thank you Barack Obama, oh thank you!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Barack Obama - Sure You Can Have My Number Baby MP3

Here is Barack Obama reading lines from "Dreamy From My Father" and he is tired of your motherfu**ing sh**. Well actually Obama is reading quotes from his high school friend Ray. But it's still funny to hear President Barack Obama swear like a sailor.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Hey, Cut Barack Obama Some Slack

Being President is Barack Obama's first real job!

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Brrrr Barack Obama Is Too Cool!

The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.

“He’s from Hawaii, O.K.?” said Mr. Obama’s senior adviser, David Axelrod, who occupies the small but strategically located office next door to his boss. “He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.”

Poor cold Mr. President. I have the perfect solution, The Snuggie!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Oh Cherry Bama Soda

Sweet at first, but after four years it's gonna make you kinda sick. Got some change?

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